Here's What's in My Dirty Martini

Monday, March 24, 2008

Math Does Not Lie

1. To find a Woman you need Time and Money. Therefore:

Woman = Time x Money

2. “Time is Money” so:

Time = Money

3. Therefore:

Woman = Money x Money

Woman = (Money)2 [Sorry, I can't make it superscript. This is Money squared]

4. “Money is the root of all problems”

Money = √Problems [square root of problems]

5. Therefore

Woman = (√Problems)2 [square root of probems - squared]

Woman = Problems

A-6Dude

Sweet Martini

1.25 parts Gin
1/4 part Sweet Vermouth

Shake over ice till very cold. Strain into martini glass and garnish with maraschino cherry.

5 comments:

Prily said...

Spotted your cool site and this recent entry just made me smile!

A-6Dude said...

@Prily...thanks for stopping by. Hope to see you visit again soon.

Chad said...

LOL

Tamera Daun said...

correct, correct, correct, correct, correct...hehe

Tigress said...

I don't think I like your figures. Is that the new math?
:-D