Here's What's in My Dirty Martini

Monday, March 24, 2008

Math Does Not Lie

1. To find a Woman you need Time and Money. Therefore:

Woman = Time x Money

2. “Time is Money” so:

Time = Money

3. Therefore:

Woman = Money x Money

Woman = (Money)2 [Sorry, I can't make it superscript. This is Money squared]

4. “Money is the root of all problems”

Money = √Problems [square root of problems]

5. Therefore

Woman = (√Problems)2 [square root of probems - squared]

Woman = Problems


Sweet Martini

1.25 parts Gin
1/4 part Sweet Vermouth

Shake over ice till very cold. Strain into martini glass and garnish with maraschino cherry.


Prily said...

Spotted your cool site and this recent entry just made me smile!

A-6Dude said...

@Prily...thanks for stopping by. Hope to see you visit again soon.

Chad said...


Tamera Daun said...

correct, correct, correct, correct, correct...hehe

Tigress said...

I don't think I like your figures. Is that the new math?